what's uber?

JOSS IS COMN BACK!!!!!!! sometime this weeekk!!!!!!!!! wooohooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!
waitin for ya 2 come back joss, mate i practically havnt bn to the beach since ya left!!

currently burning my tongue on lotsanoodlechickencuppasoup!

---->>i h8 it when mikee goes emo. and i h8 it when big Al and mikee and any1 starts emo dancing *shivers!! STOPIT u hear!!<<----

"come what mayyy, come whatttt mayy
I will loveeeeeee youuu
until my dying dayyy!"

man, nic kidmansings soooo high!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lemme get more bread

NARRRNIIIAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
man, Aslan is sooooooooooo koool!!!! and if sum1 told me they've bn to narnia, id believe em. mannn..i soooo wanna go to narnia. talking beasts and ships and the ends of the world and evrything!!!!!

cuppa soup isn too healthy...isit?

mikee killed his hair, thats the 2nd victim. 1st the bird, now his hair...it died blonde. but his not blonde at all. tho if he triedd, he could fool any1 at being a blonde!! im kiddn mikee. ur not dumb! oh yea. remember we're not retarded eitherr!!

i suggest nobody play tennis on 27degree days bare foot. it gets as hot as the sand on beachs. i got 2 magnificently huge blisters bigger than my feet sucking on the soul (sole) of my right foot. i love ron!! on harry potter!! his HILARIOUS!!! well ive seen #1 and #2.....and it took me awhile to get it. gotta see 3 and then 4...oOOhhh, its pretty exciting. but scary. the books bored me, so now the movies kinda got me gripped...hmmmm, NARNIA's gonne be bettterrrrr!!!!!

im meant to be hwing........my noodles have sunk to the bottom!!!

i hadda kool talk with mish sometime last week, b4 tennis

ohhh, last nite ROCKED. go God!! worship knocked me out!!! loved it. this satday....ravii's BDAY BBQ, and then kid's production, and animal farrmmmm!!!! and im face painting!!!!! muahahahaha

and satday afta.....COMBINED CHRISTMAS. shall be interesting....

elton nearly kisseed daz. or daz nearly kissed elton. it was hilarious, flippn hilarious, but really scary!!! ohh goshh *shivers what do they call emselves? G u-nut. composed of daz, tb & B

sandy ur awsumm!!! smile onn!!! God's got ya backk!!!!!
jo mate. ur scaring me. its not kool.
3rd, ya looked better at the end of last nite!

errmmm. joash came to wellbeing last nite. with mish....
why isit 8/10 citylifers see me, and one of their 1st comments is "how's daryl?"... grrrr, cough*jazjono&shawn*cough

my cuppa soups gettin cold.....and my arm's getting itchier
i see it!!! ive bn bitten!!!! arrrgghhhhh. grreat. death by chicken!!

all the rust proof has nearly come off. so im nearly officially unrust proof...

the windy's have LOST. aussie's gottit!! good game tho.

MAN, how flexi are the gymnests!! the world champs and evrything!! soooo koooooolll. scary, but kool!!!

oke. heres as forward my mum got. its hilarious!!!

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids)
(1) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. -- Alan, age 10
(2) No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with. -- Kristen, age 10

WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
(1) Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then. -- Camille, age 10
(2) No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married. -- Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age)

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. -- Derrick, age 8

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
Both don't want any more kids. -- Lori, age 8

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
(1) Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough. -- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)
(2) On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date. -- Martin, age 10

WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns. -- Craig, age 9

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
( 1 ) When they're rich. -- Pam, age 7
(2) The law says you have to be 18, so I wouldn't want to mess with that. -- Curt, age 7
(3 ) The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do. -- Howard, age 8

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
(1 ) I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing. I'm never going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to be all grossed out. -- Theodore, age 8
(2 ) It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them. -- Anita, age 9 (bless you child)

HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there? -- Kelvin, age 8

And the #1 Favorite is...
HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck. -- Ricky, age 10

how can a chick look like a truck?? beats me
God bless yaz!! and i MADE ALL MY SUBJECTS!!!!! wooohoooo!!!! glory to God